i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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