You work out of a Hotel?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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