I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
