Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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