he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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