Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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