On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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