matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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