im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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