Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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