I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she smelled like a LAN party
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
