I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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