the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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