Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
