doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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