Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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