the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Iโm going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee heโll get hard every time he remembers it
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
I just put together something from IKEA so thatโs mandatory oral for a week.
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