whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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