i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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