have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I think your dad took our porno
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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