Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
