Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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