no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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