the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
the raccoons are back...
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