love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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