The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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