WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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