I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He passed out mid-signature
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
