ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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