Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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