That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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