Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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