is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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