i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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