The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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