is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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