we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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