i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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