So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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