People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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