Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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