Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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