i don't like sucking hair
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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