Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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