Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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