Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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