That's when you crack a 10am beer
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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