Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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