She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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