your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
