You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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