drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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