yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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