i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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